Baron Fortesque (Sciences)
30/07/11 13:39
The Time Machine
Jherek Carnelian's Museum
Machine Swirled Finish
Limitless adjustment features
A richer tone
Less vibration
Absorbs excess heat from coils
Weight: 6.7 to 7.3 oz.
T6511 Cold Rolled Machined Billet Aircraft Aluminum
No Permeable Casted Materials Used!
Frame Features:
Lightweight Aluminum
Right or Left Handed
Sliding Spring Saddle
Sliding Front Binder (Liner or Shader)
Slotted Coil Mounts
Three Point Pull Type GUILLOTINE (tube vise)
| SOMETIME LATE IN THE NINETEENTH CENTURY one |
Baron Fortesque
, your basic mad scientist, built a machine to tamper with, as they say, "the very fabric of space and time." It's not clear exactly what the device was supposed to do, but what it actually did--and here's a bit of history I bet you didn't know--was transform all of England into a bizarre, savage landscape teeming with armored green mutants sporting really awful teeth. Since today's Brits are, for the most part, largely non-green and unarmored (though some might argue that the teeth are still a problem), it's obvious someone stepped in to restore the UK we all know and love. Stranger things have happened.
"Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia." H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
